Aia kahi pane i ka nīnau mau loa: no ke aha ʻoe e makemake ai i kahi dick nui, ke loaʻa mau ʻoe i kahi dildo o kāu nui punahele ma ka lima? Ua ʻike au ʻaʻole hoʻohana ke kaikamahine ʻulaʻula i kona mau lima ke hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke kāne iā ia ma hope, wili ʻo ia i kāna hoki a hou aku i ka moa me kona waha. Inā ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna ʻuʻu, inā ua ʻānai ʻo ia, akā ʻo ka mea i loaʻa e like me ia, a pēlā nō!
He ʻano palaualelo a ʻōlelo ʻole! ʻElua mau kāne i loko o ka lumi a ʻaʻole au i ʻike i ka moe kolohe. Hoʻāʻo ka ʻelemakule e huki i ka lede e like me ka hiki iā ia, a ʻo ka ʻōpio wale nō e hoʻōho iā ia iho! A ua hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kahi wikiō maikaʻi loa me kahi hoʻonohonoho hoihoi o nā komo pālua ʻē aʻe. He mea hoihoi loa ia!
Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo aku ua laki loa ke kanaka no ka makemake ʻana o nā mea nani nani e ʻoluʻolu iā ia, a ua aloha kēlā me kēia i kāna moa hauʻoli me kāna alelo wela. ʻAʻole poina nā hoaaloha ʻekolu i kekahi i kekahi - ʻo ka honi ʻiʻini e hoʻohuhū iā lākou, a i ko lākou ʻū ʻana i ka lāʻau ikaika mai nā ʻaoʻao ʻekolu, ʻoluʻolu loa ko lākou mau maka i ka pahupaʻikiʻi a ʻike ʻoe ua hauʻoli lākou i kēia kaʻina hana. ʻAe, makemake wau e hoʻopaʻa i ko lākou mau ʻāpana paʻa a ninini i kaʻu pūnāwai ma luna o lākou ʻekolu!
He hoʻolauna maikaʻi i nā mākua o ka ipo. ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻo ka makuahine hānai kona makuahine ponoʻī. Eia nō naʻe, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hana i kāna ʻāpana i ka hānai ʻana i kāna keikikāne. ʻO ke ʻano āna i koho ai, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole i kaulana loa - loaʻa iaʻu ka hoʻonaʻauao wahine. Akā, manaʻo wau he hoʻoholo wiwo ʻole. ʻAʻole ʻo ia ʻo kona makuahine ponoʻī, ʻaʻole hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he moe kolohe; ma kekahi ʻaoʻao, no ke kāne a kēia lede, ʻaʻole hiki ke kapa ʻia he kipi. No ka mea, o kana keiki ponoi. Lanakila nā kānaka a pau!