ʻAe, ke manaʻo nei au ʻaʻole kūʻē ka bartender iā ia iho i ka hoʻowalewale ʻia ʻana e like me ia, no ka mea, ʻaʻole pinepine ʻo ia e ʻai i nā ʻano malihini a pau, ʻoiai ʻo ia ka mea i hāʻawi iā ia i kahi mea inu ʻono maikaʻi, akā ʻo ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ka uku a mākou e ʻike nei i kēia manawa. .
ʻO kahi ʻekolu me nā kaikamahine ʻelua he kumuhana maikaʻi loa no ke kāne maoli. A ʻoi aku ka nani o nā kaikamahine ʻelua e like me kēia. Nui ka makemake o nā brunettes, wehe lākou iā lākou iho, hoʻonāukiuki i ke kāne ponoʻī, ʻike maopopo lākou i kā lākou makemake. He akua ka mimi ʻelua, hoʻokahi moa e omo ana a me nā kinipōpō ʻē aʻe. I loko koke o ka anus me ka haki ʻole, ʻaʻole hiki i nā mea a pau. Aloha au i ka wā e ʻike ai nā kaikamahine a ʻaʻole pono i nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo.
ʻO nā umauma nani, ka hoki hōʻike, a me ka makemake nui i ka moekolohe. ʻO ka makemake o ke kaikamahine e lele wale mai iā ia. He wikiō maikaʻi loa a me nā kāne ʻōpio kūpono. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o nā kiʻi hope loa. He mea hoowalewale.