ʻAe, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i like me ka Moramona, ua maikaʻi loa ʻo ia a nani hoʻi. Akā, nani maoli nā kaikamahine hooker. No kekahi kumu, makemake nui au i ka mea ʻeleʻele, ʻoiai ʻo ia he mea maʻalahi, a ʻoi aku ke kaumaha, e kūʻē i ka hiʻohiʻona o ka blonde. Akā ʻoi aku ʻo ia i ka home. Hiki iā lākou ke launa pū me kēlā Moramona. ʻAe, a maikaʻi loa ʻo ia i ka hopena. ʻO ka Molemona ʻē aʻe, e noho ana ma luna o ka noho e hoʻokano ana i ka manawa holoʻokoʻa, ma kahi o ke komo ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka.
No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
Maikaʻi wau