Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
Pono kēlā me kēia kaikamahine i ka poʻe e mahalo i kona nani, e nānā iā ia e like me ka pipi, e hoʻohana i kāna mau leʻaleʻa. Akā, ʻo ka hū ʻana ma hope ona a i ʻole ka hahau ʻana i ka muffin he mea hōʻino i kona ʻano wahine. No laila, hāʻule ʻo ia i kahi negro me kahi phallus nui. ʻO ka mua, e hoʻi hou i kāna keikikāne no ka hōʻole ʻana iā ia, a ʻo ka lua, e hoʻokuʻu i ke kāne ʻē aʻe me kāna pume. Manaʻo ʻoe ua minamina lākou no ka hohola ʻana i ko lākou mau wāwae? ʻAe, pono nā kaikamāhine i nā ʻano like ʻole - a ʻo ka luuluu ka mea e ʻelemakule ai lākou. ʻO ka ʻōpio ka mea nui loa iā lākou!
Nani kona pai ana i ka lakou mau hoki nani. Ke nānā aku nei au i kēia wahine momona, makemake koke wau e komo i loko.