ʻO kahi wahine haʻuki me nā umauma kūlohelohe he hoihoi mau! ʻO ka wahine maʻalahi a ikaika e hauʻoli mau i ka leleʻana i ka moa a me ka hauʻoli me ka hauʻoli. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻike ʻana i kona huki ʻana iā ia iho mai ka anal, ʻae wale kuʻu hoaaloha i ke komo ʻana akā ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ia kēlā ʻano leʻaleʻa!
ʻOiai he kaikamahine kelepona kēia, aia ma ka minuke mua o ke wikiō hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike ua pulu kona ʻāʻī. ʻO ia hoʻi, makemake nui ʻo ia i ka mea kūʻai aku ma ka helehelena. ʻAʻole hoʻi i hoʻohilahila ʻia kāna ʻiʻo pāpaʻu iā ia a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hōʻike i kahi hōʻailona he hewa ia. Ua makemake nui au i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka hopena ua lawe ʻo ia i nā mea āpau i loko o kona waha (ʻaʻole ia he mea kūikawā i nā kaikamahine o kēia ʻoihana).
He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!
Ka moa nui.