He aha kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai - ua hana maikaʻi ʻo ia! Loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau wahine i loko o kā mākou hui i manaʻo he mea maʻalahi loa ka uku ʻana i ka polopeka ma mua o ke ala ʻana i ka pō a pau e ʻimi ana i nā ʻano hana a me nā lā hiki ʻole ke hoʻomaopopo ʻia. Eia naʻe, e like me kā lākou e ʻōlelo nei, he mea ia o kāu e aʻo ai!
He aha ka liʻiliʻi o ka moa liʻiliʻi). Makemake au e hāʻawi i kēia lede ʻōpio i kahi puhi nui a laila hoʻokuʻu iā ia e omo i kaʻu peni i hiki i ka ʻoki ke ʻike piha i ka weliweli o ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana. Akā, ua hoʻokō maikaʻi loa kēia kāne, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia i ke kōkua e hoʻohaʻahaʻa i ka ʻōpū o kahi kaikamahine. Maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia iho, a laila hāʻawi pū ʻo ia i kāna sperm.)
Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
Pono ʻoe e ʻae, holoi nā brunettes i nā puka makani i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka moe kolohe. Akā, hana lākou i nā mea kupanaha me ko lākou phallus, me ko lākou waha a me kā lākou pus. ʻO ka pōʻino, ʻaʻole i loaʻa ke kāne i ka brunette ʻē aʻe, ua puni kāna hoaaloha.