Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
ʻO ka lōʻihi o ka dick o ke kanaka, akā ua maopopo ka lohi. Pono ke kaikamahine ʻAsia e hana ikaika me kona waha ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hoʻokomo i ka hui i ke kūlana hana. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he mea ʻai nui ʻo ia ma ke kumu!