❤️ Ua moe nā haumāna me ke kumu ʻeleʻele ma hope o ke kula ️❌ Pono ia makou ❤

He mea paʻi kiʻi ʻino, ka paparazzi. Komo mai i loko o ka lanai a kokoke e hoʻokomo i ka lens i loko o ka ʻiʻo o ka moa. A e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana, "No ke aha lā kaʻu kāne ʻaʻole e kamaʻilio? Malia paha he mea hoʻopunipuni. Shit, pono kaua e pani i na paku!

Ma ke ʻano he wahine makua, he mea kupanaha loa ia. ʻOiaʻiʻo, he aha ka manaʻo o ka hoʻowalewale ʻana i ke kāne e like me ia, ʻo ka mea wale nō āu e hana ai, ʻo ka hoʻolohilohi ʻana i kēlā mau tits a mākaukau ʻo ia e hele! Mākaukau loa wau e moe kolohe iaʻu iho.

ʻOi aku ka nui o ka hōʻike ʻana, mahalo i nā hoʻomaʻamaʻa e hiki ai ke hoʻomohala i kahi ʻāʻī hohonu, he hoihoi nō hoʻi nā brunettes!

Hoʻopilikia mau ʻia nā makuahine hānai ʻōpio e kā lākou mau keiki. Eia ke kanaka e kū ana ma kona ʻū. Manaʻo wau e kau ana ʻo ia i kāna dick ma luna ona ma nā wahi a pau āna e hopu ai. No laila ʻaʻohe manawa e ʻike ʻole ʻia. A ʻaʻohe ona manaʻo.

ʻAe, e lilo wau i kanaka kaʻa no kēlā me kēia kanaka.

ʻO ka uila ʻana o ke kino ma ka puka, wikiō maikaʻi. No ka luhi o ke kanaka, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hōʻole. A ʻike maopopo ka wahine i ka moe kolohe, ʻaʻole no ka mea ʻole kona ʻeha ma kona ʻūhā! Maopopo iaʻu ke kumu o lākou - haʻalele lākou i nā lima o ke kāne ke huki ʻo ia iā ia ma nā pūhaka ma kona kaumaha!

Ua ʻike au iā lākou ma nā hale kūʻai haʻahaʻa.