He kaikamahine ʻĪnia liʻiliʻi me ka puʻu maʻemaʻe a me ka dick nui ma luna o kahi paniolo! ʻO ia ka hui ʻana no ka hopena kiʻekiʻe a me ke komo ʻana. ʻO ka hoʻokani pila, ʻo wai ka mea ʻike, ma mua paha ua like ia. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, he mea hou nā conquistador keʻokeʻo i nā kaikamahine ʻAmelika, a ʻaʻohe ala i huki ʻole ʻia lākou e hoʻāʻo i ka dick keʻokeʻo no ka ʻono. Maikaʻi nā kāne, a hiki i ke ʻano ke hoʻokani i kēia ʻano pāʻani. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke holo maoli e like me ia, a i ʻole pono mākou e hele i kahi mamao loa, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa ka nani o ia ʻano ma laila.
Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ka ʻanakē i waho o kāna keiki i kahi wahi. ʻAe, ʻo wai ka mea ʻē aʻe i loko o kona hale e nānā ana i nā kiʻi o nā puʻupuʻu olohelohe? ʻO nā pōpō piha a me kahi dick uʻi i alakaʻi i kahi kanaka i ka huakaʻi. Ua hauʻoli ʻia kēlā me kēia ʻīlio ma ke ʻano o kāna hōʻike ʻana i kona ʻū. Akā ke kali wale nei kēia ʻīlio no kēlā. Ua kau ʻo ia i kona waha ma luna o kāna keikikāne nui! Ua hoʻolālā ʻo ia i kēia no ka manawa lōʻihi. Makemake au e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna ʻano ʻīlio ʻoki!
Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ke keiki i kona makuahine momona ma luna pono o ka noho. Pehea ka uē ʻana o ka ʻīlio. He mea maikaʻi ka pantyhose pantyless. He mea huli.