Aloha au i nā kaikamāhine me nā kāʻei garter ma ko lākou ʻūhā. Me he mea lā ke ʻae nei lākou ua lilo lākou i ʻīlio. Eia ka moa e omo ana i waho o ka lua. ʻAʻole mālama ʻo ia i kāna mea e komo ai i loko o kona waha, ʻeleʻele a keʻokeʻo paha, ʻōpio a ʻelemakule paha. Hāmama kona mau ʻāpana i nā mea a pau.
ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā kāne - ua hana maikaʻi lākou i nā wahine! He nani, akahai a akahai. Ua maopopo ua hauʻoli nā mea ʻekolu i ka kamaʻilio ʻana a ʻaʻole makemake e hana hou i kekahi manawa! Pono wau e ʻōlelo me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, he mea hoihoi loa ke pāʻani me kahi lede o kahi hale ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻole e kūleʻa. No kēlā ʻano ʻekolu, pono ʻoe i kahi wahine maʻalahi a maʻalahi me kahi orifice i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia!
Manaʻo wau e loaʻa iaʻu kahi mea kōkua e like me ia, ua koho wau i kahi papaʻaina ʻoi aku ka palupalu nona. ʻOiai pono wau e hāʻawi aku iā ia - maikaʻi ke wikiō, he ahi wale ke kaikamahine a me ka puʻupuʻu o nā manaʻo, ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke kau i ka manamana lima. ʻO ka mea hoihoi, ma ke ala, ʻaʻole lākou i hōʻino i ka papaʻaina i kēlā ʻano helu, ʻoiai, ʻaʻole i hoʻomaʻamaʻa ke kanaka ʻeleʻele me kāna kōkua, he paʻakikī iki.
ʻO ia kaʻu hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i ke kapuahi... Nui!